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沒錯!!

如題就是我



不過....

不知道誰說過

最大的敵人其實是貪財的自己= =

果然沒錯



被港宰那個小賤種得逞了

還被他連六莊                      

追平了我在學校的紀錄= =

                                              

昨天連到二的時候                                           

對家的學弟放五餅給我                                         

我過他水沒胡                        

結果港宰馬上放八餅

我整個傻眼@@

                                      \ 五餅!!                                                        

                                   ______                                             \ 八餅!! /  ______

                             |            |                          =>                   |           |       

                                  |______|                                                           |_____|

                                     (我聽五八耶= =                                             

                                    算了...我要胡港宰的)                                 /  (不能胡啦!) \



(麻將規則之一:過水之後到自己摸牌之前

 都不可以胡別人的牌...否則詐胡....)





進入連三

結果學弟又放給港宰

                                               

進入連四                                  

我可以胡下家的資八鬼      

結果我想說要贏港宰的            

錢就會賺超級多                                   

結果港宰就自摸碰碰胡                     

我又傻眼了一次                                                               

                                                                                                            \沒錢了!

                                    ______                                                             ______

                              |            |           \ 九條~      =>     自摸!      |            |     \天阿

                                   |______|                                                           |______|

                                       (聽369條耶= =                                           

                               我還是胡港宰的好了...)                                  ( X的勒~有沒有

                                                                                                              這麼衰的啦!!)



進入連五

資八鬼又放給港宰一次



進入連六

資八鬼又放給我

因為貪念作祟

我又過水了= =

不到三分鐘

資八鬼自摸.......



所以= =

我真的是好人





到最後

學弟輸了80

資八鬼輸45

港宰贏了135

我在這麼波濤洶湧的賭界中

小輸十塊錢





如果我不過水~"~說不定情況就沒這麼糟了
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